Keith Alberstadt – “A Plea to Bachelorette Parties”

When he’s not posting awesome comedy on MySpace, Keith Alberstadt is posting awesome comedy on his website, KeithComedy.com.  Keith was kind enough to give us permission to link to his newest column (thanks man!), so here ya go:

A Comic’s Guide to Bachelorette Parties

Suggestions for bachelorette parties from a concerned comedian:

1. Dress subtly. It’s a lot classier if you go out with your friends and have fun without the veil of condoms and the Life Saver T-shirt that advertises the “suck for a buck” opportunity. Why would guys want to give you a dollar to suck candy off of your shirt when you’re getting married in a week? It’s like paying for a sip of someone else’s beer. Better idea…get your single, hotter maid of honor to wear that shirt. You could pocket so much more cash.

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Jesse Perry – “Twidjer”

Jesse Perry tells jokes inside various structures, from buildings to tunnels to mud huts.  To find out where Jesse will be appearing next, drop him a line on Facebook.

I don’t have any Michael Jackson jokes.  Moving on . . .

I realized something the other day:  Being handed a piece of gum without prompting will make me obsess over my breath for about an hour.  I realized something else that same day:  Being handed another piece of gum without prompting by the same person makes me want to gargle rubbing alcohol & set my mouth on fire.  A note to all:  If I have doo-doo mouth, just tell me.

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Corey Reppond’s “Peanut Butter Sammich”

Nashville joke-teller Corey Reppond writes:  “I get bored a lot and write fake posts on Craigslist. This is where I’m going to share them and any funny responses I get. Enjoy!”

Bookmark Peanut Butter Sammich today!

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The Week In Tweets – 2009-06-28

  • Not good. @msofficeus abandons web standards, using Word to render HTML emails in Outlook 2010. Visit http://fixoutlook.org and RT #
  • Arf: A Brief Shill For The Mangy Dog Forum http://bit.ly/37oJzI #
  • #unnecessarysequels – DUMB, DUMBER, AND SCHINDLER. #
  • #unnecessarysequels – NOSFERA2 #
  • Keep the dream alive for all of us #Littlebuddy #
  • Standup note: Joe’s Crab Shack, 6/27; Springwater Open Mike, 7/1; for details on all shows, go to @nsup #
  • @ryanwilliams718 – unnecessary sequel: The Phantom Menace #
  • @RobHaynes – Nipsey’s chasing ghost ‘babes in heaven now. #
  • Sometimes, our “flame-baiting” forum is awesomely retarded. If you like ranting, enjoy! http://bit.ly/wrTRF #
  • Michael Jackson R.I.P. I bet our dead celebrity joke thread’s gonna explode. Come on over and pile on! – http://bit.ly/rUIKw #
  • I’ll pay good money for a velvet painting featuring Ed, Farrah, and MJ. #
  • Webster was Jacko’s #littlebuddy #
  • Helicopter flying over Michael’s house I keep waiting to see dozens of children running out screaming. #
  • @Anundson @seanparrott – you recorded without me? Dang. #
  • Arf: Happy For Apathy – “A Tribute To Michael Jackson” http://bit.ly/ELu9j #
  • @Anundson – song is beautiful. posted on Mangy as well. Now off to Sonic . . . #
  • Arf: Mangy Dog Video – Jeremy C’s Tribute to Michael Jackson http://bit.ly/SzlYR #
  • Arf: Keith Alberstadt – “June Jokes Part 4″ http://bit.ly/5CCqI #
  • Open Mic @ Springwater 7/1 – Come on down and hear 9 trillion Michael Jackson jokes: http://bit.ly/UZuXN #
  • @reppocs – Here’s one for your little list: “Mmmm, you smell like my uncle …” #
  • Standup at Joe’s Crab Shack on 2nd Ave. tonight. Starts at 8:30. Jesse Perry, Riley Fox, Terry Cliburn + more. Pass it on. #
  • @reppocs – just saw your Red Door message. I was at Batt’rd & Fried at same time. #
  • hoarse from screaming about Werner Herzog with @OrlandoPisegna last night. Good times. #
  • @OrlandoPisegna – I’m comfortable with my Aryan roots. Should I have goose-stepped on the table? That’s for the courts to decide. #
  • trimming people off of my “following” list. Always nice. See you in hell, FM102x! #
  • I don’t care about soccer . . . and I’m crushed. #

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Keith Alberstadt – “June Jokes Part 4″

Half-man, half-robot, Keith Alberstadt is a joke-writing cyborg, tearing through the world of pop culture at a merciless clip.  To learn more about Keith and to find out where he’ll be performing next, visit KeithComedy.com.

President Obama took back his invitation to Iranian diplomats to attend Fourth of July celebrations in Washington, D.C.  To enact poetic justice, he only took back the invitation after allowing them to . . .

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Mangy Dog Video – Jeremy C’s Tribute to Michael Jackson

We shot this a few years ago with the then-6 yr old Jeremy C.  Enjoy:

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Happy For Apathy – “A Tribute To Michael Jackson”

The good people at Happy For Apathy (actually, it’s just Mark & Sean) have recorded a new tribute to the departed King of Pop.  Visit H4A today!

Thank you Michael, Thank you Farrah, Thank you Sonic.

 
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A Brief Shill For The Mangy Dog Forum

The Mangy Dog / Nashville Standup Forum is filled with all kinds of insanity, from movie and TV discussion, long-winded political diatribes, complaining about comedy, and tons of info on local comedic goings-onJoin the forum today and help our community grow!

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The Week In Tweets – 2009-06-21

  • Posted new podcast late last night, enjoy! – http://bit.ly/2FHGS #
  • wrote thing, now i can't post. boooo #
  • oh well, with no column, read this intead – http://bit.ly/19BIFv #
  • @treymc – Super Macho Man can go to hell and die. #
  • Vertically-Challenged Circuit #nicerfilmtitles #
  • Indiana Jones episode of South Park on. Great. Crystal Skull was the worst thing ever. OK, that's dramatic. Worst thing in 100 years. #
  • Forum down? BAH! I was gonna post this – http://bit.ly/UwpFM #
  • @riley_fox any of the first 8 seasons are gold. #
  • Jesse Perry performing Tues. night at Zanies – Write back 4 free tix! #
  • Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #comedy #standup #nashville #

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Keith Alberstadt – “June News Jokes Part 3″

When Keith Alberstadt isn’t writing jokes, that means he’s asleep.  Enjoy another round of topical humor from The Great One below.  To find out where Keith will be performing standup next, visit www.Keith Comedy.com.

Political analysts say that the election in Iran is more Western than we think.  For example, voters are passionate, people are debating, and Dennis Kucinich finished dead last.

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