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What's in? What's out?

IN: The Lord of the Rings.
OUT: The Lord of the Dance.

IN: Overpriced game consoles that will be obsolete in 3 years.
OUT: Playthings involving creative thinking and a healthy attention span.

IN: Low-cut jeans on hot, young girls.
OUT: Shirtless dudes.

IN: "Segway," the $3,000 gyroscope scooter.
OUT: Walking down the street, pushing a bicycle.

IN: Acurate, responsible, and professional reporting of the news.
OUT: Geraldo.

IN: Osama-beards.
OUT: The little Hitler-esque square of chin-hair thing.

IN: Quality, well-crafted hilarious comedy.
OUT: Jay Leno.

IN: Blind, unfocused patriotism.
OUT: Apathetic ignorance.

IN: Overly dramatic computer virus warnings.
OUT: "Forward this and Bill Gates will pay you $500!"

IN: Talented, entertaining, original musicians.
OUT: Creed.

IN: Stable, reasonably priced software that makes computing fun and easy.
OUT: Windows XP.

IN: Intelligent, informed debate over the important topics of the day.
OUT: Talk about moving the Miss. America Pageant.

IN: Leaders with vision, substance and integrity.
OUT: Hillary Clinton.

IN: Dave.
OUT: Oprah.

IN: www.MangyDog.com
OUT: www.ChadMRiden.com