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"Letters Meant for Dr. Phil" is a column written by the Mangy staff, designed to showcase these idiots in a forum that is both mocking and mean-spirited.  Enjoy, and if you still think that we're Dr. Phil, write us today! Happy Anniversary! Letters Meant For Dr. Phil started a year ago, and just when I thought people would learn, and The Seattle Times would resolve this mess once and for all, along comes another letter, and this one's . . . well, just read it:

Dear Dr. Phil,My son was on a week-end visit with his father(full name deleted) on Dec.8,2002.(Name deleted) (my son)was to be brought home on Dec.9,2002 by his father. That never happened.He in turn decided to come to my home alone with a story that a neighbor had taken my son shopping and that he would be bringing him home later.However he brought me an empty carseat,appearing to look like my son was in it.I questioned the empty carseat and he said that the woman had one and did not need it.He left my home to later come back saying that the woman would bring my son to my home and he would wait with me and my children.He knew that was a lie.He seperated me from my children by saying that he wanted to talk with me.As my children sat on the second floor,I went to the third floor and waited because my oldest son was not planning on leaving me alone with Thurman.I believe he had a feeling that made him do that.My son finally stayed.When I asked him where my son was forreal he covered my m!outh ,threw me on the floor,sat on my back,and began choking me.Ifelt myself slipping away and heard a voice tell me to fight.As I did I looked down to see a knife sticking out of my throat.He began digging as if he was looking for a specific spot.(He was my jugular vein )in which he pierced.He kept telling me to shut up,calling me a bitch.I couldnot hollar so I bang on the floor.He stabbed me two more times still telling me to shut-up.My oldest child heard me bang and called out to me,because I couldnot answer she came to find out why.As she approached the room she saw him on me and me bleedingand ran for help.He chased her.I got up to try and stop him as well as get everyone out.He tackled her on a flight of stairs. All of my other children held him down on the first floor hallway.I made it downstairs and out the door stepping over them.My neighbors immediately helped.He then ran back into my apartment(duplex)and went out of the window.He later turned himself in to the authori!ties.I was helicoptered to the hospital.The officer came in and told me that he turned himself in, but as of today (Jan. 2004) he has refused to tell me where my son (Name deleted) is at.I have always had a gift that if I couldnot shake something I usually was on target.I can not shake the feeling that he is hiding my son with someone (a friend,a family member,someone)I also believe that this was a plan he conspired through my whole pregnancy.I saw a talk show that makes me believe that even more .It was about women who's spoused conspired to take the live's of them while they were pregnant.And because he waited until I delivered leaves me to believe that Sean is alive.At least 4 of my doctors that I have been seeing believes so too.I watch your show and I know that being the professional that you are ,you can help me make some sense of this or at least assure me that I am doing the most logical things that I can do in order to keep my sanity. Dr. Phil please help!