Mangy Dog MANGY DOG PRODUCTIONS 
"The World Leader In Multi-Media Screwing Around"
  podcast     videos     columns     forum     time wasters     archives     store    
NOT Dr. Phil

Enjoy the Dr. Phil Random Quote Generator

Check out the MK9 Archives

Click here for the best of all our columnists at the Mangy Dog Archive!

 


Compiled and written by Mangy Dog

Ever since Mangy Dog created the Dr. Phil Random Quote Generator, we have been deluged with letters praising us for our cleverness, our greatness, and our perfection.  Unfortunately, we have also been bombarded with letters from idiots with severe emotional problems.

"Letters Meant for Dr. Phil" is a column written by the Mangy staff, designed to showcase these idiots in a forum that is both mocking and mean-spirited.  Enjoy, and if you still think that we're Dr. Phil, write us today!

Today's letter comes from someone that is perfectly sane, so stop judging, Mister Judger!

DR PHIL HAS A GOOD SHOW AND I REALLY ENJOY WATCHING HIS SHOW WILL DO IT EVERY DAY DO NOT MISS ANY OF HIS SHOWS HE
IS GREAT AND THERES NOTHING ELSE YOU CAN SAY AND HIS QUOTE
IS GREAT NOTHING WRONG THERE I LIKE IT KEEP THE GOOD WORK UP
DR PHIL .

YOURS TRULY JOAN [Last Name Withheld]


 

 

NOT DR. PHIL SAYS:


DEAR ILLITERATE STRANGER,

THANK YOU SO MUCH
WHOSYERFACE
I THINK YOU ARE NICE
AND YOUR LETTERS ARE GOOD
IF I COULD READ
I COULD SAY HAHAHAHA
BUT INSTEAD I AM DUMB LIKE YOU
SO NOW MY BRAIN HURTS
AND I WOULD LIKE TO EAT SOME COOKIES
WHATS YOUR NAME
HAVE YOU EVER EATEN PIZZA

Your retarded pal,
Not Dr. Phil

HOT SWEDISH CHICKS ARE DYING TO TALK TO YOU AT THE MANGY FORUM!
Entire contents © 1999-2008 Mangy Dog Productions, all rights reserved. Click here for legal crap.
 Mangy Dog
  podcast     videos     columns     forum     time wasters     archives     store     feedback     links    
MANGY DOG PRODUCTIONS