HOLA!

My friends Scott and Catherine came down this weekend. I was glad to see them. Be on the lookout for Scott, he's going to be sending us some columns starting soon, just like you should!

Also, for your Mangy info, I want to let everyone in the Nashville area know that Mr. Riden and I will be performing some sketch comedy together under the MangyDog on July 9th at YardFlix, a cool event sponsored by Sensored.com. We'll be opening up the show at 8, so by all means come on down. Cover is only a 2-buck donation, plus you can come on down to the Cantina at around 9:30-ish to watch the hilarious hijinx of the open mike unfold. For more info on YardFlix, here.

Now, onto more pressing matters.

This weekend, the whole nation is focused on the President's Ass. Dubya's getting a colonoscopy over the weekend (perfect timing . . . with the warm front moving in from the southwest, this is perfect Colonoscopy Weather!).  I'm not that worried about it. The image of Dubya wincing and walking around bow-legged makes me snicker. I predict high comedy in the near future, my friends!

While the President's out cold being reamed, Dick "Chain, Chain" Cheney will be at the controls. You just know that a couple of Secret Service personnel will be assigned to the sole task of staring directly at Cheney's heart, just to make sure no shenanigans take place.

And you have to feel for the doctor . . . on some level, he has to know that the high point of his existence will be that he got to stick his hand up a President's pooper. How do you come home to face your wife after that? You just know that for a good week or so, no matter what's going on in this man's life, images of the blood on George W. Bush's stool will haunt him. I can just see him freaking out whenever he drives into tunnels.

Last joke: Oddly, this is the first time that Dubya's been face-down-butt-in-the-air since he let Enron dictate his energy policy! ZINGGGGG!!!!

Sorry, didn't mean to get all political there. However, I did toss some anal sex in there, so I think it all worked out for the best.

ROCK THE VOTE, AMERICA!

This is the MangyDog, over and out.