Mangy Dog

• WHERE’S THE APPRAISER? ARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! #
• My wife made nanner puddin’ for me. Fatty is grateful. #
• On a very special two-hour musical montage parading as an episode of House… #
• RT: @Anundson: Sean of the dead dead will be live on get up stand up. 8-9am WRVU 91.1. #
• @MoAlexander – One time I gave The Pope a Dutch Oven. #
• @moryan – I’d happily trade in the star power for better scripts! #
• Going to Indy tomorrow for the Comcast dealie. May my Kia stay strong. #
• Your “One dad a time” joke here – RT @EWMandiBierly: There are very few stories that make my jaw drop;This one did: http://bit.ly/D9PwN #
• @bdonahueweedman http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musicality in reply to bdonahueweedman #
• @ryanwilliams718 – No Ryan, this is terrible – http://bit.ly/k7TUY #
• @OrlandoPisegna – PM through the site; I don’t trust this new-fangled doo-hickey. #
• Oh what the hell . . . RT @peeweeherman: I’m back! Follow Pee-wee! Someone who RT’s this gets a phone call from me tonight! #peewee #
• Wife is watching The Good Wife.Finally, an hour of comedy to compete with Leno!It’s very “girl power”y. A show to watch in your “fat pants.” #
• In The Good Wife, Julianna Marwhatever juggles a family, a career, and at least four other cliches. If you love HawthoRNe . . . #
• The judge just admonished The Good Wife for crossing an ethical line. Gosh, this is just the pilot! This Wife isn’t so Good after all! #
• I get the sense that Christine Baranski is not impressed by The Good Wife’s ways. It’s weird seeing her play a bitch. #
• The Man in Black from Lost just showed up on The Good Wife! I am now praying for this show’s quick cancellation. Get back to Lost, dude! #
• The Good Wife should be called Every Crummy Law Show You’ve Ever Seen … Again. #
• Best part about Nashville news: Hearing a guy with a Jed Clampett-y twang solemnly read graphic testimony in a sexual harrassment case. #
• @FNHumor – “Huge flavors” #
• Just got back from Indy. Met lots of funny people. Thanks for having me, Crackers! (the club … ok, and the audience) #
• If you’re a fan of Lost, but you wish it wasn’t so good, watch Flash Forward! #
• @bdonahueweedman – It’s regional in Indiana for now, but might go to other markets. I blanked for about 5 seconds on stage after (cont.) #
• @bdonahueweedman – …a joke, but I don’t think crowd knew. Final bit got applause break, so whoo! #
• Every time Big & Rich comes to YO CI-TAY, I smile, because it means they’re leaving mine. Holy crap, they’re awful. #

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