NAME: Chad M. Riden

BUST: 40 WAIST: 40 HIPS: 40

HEIGHT: 6' 2" WEIGHT: 200

BIRTH DATE: 4/16/1975

BIRTH PLACE: Anderson, SC

AMBITIONS: To help bring about world peace somehow by being a lazy smart-ass.

TURN-ONS: Free drinks, all-you-can-eat buffets, P-FUNK, cheese, vinyl, fast cars, fast computers, fast women, fast food

TURN-OFFS: Liars, dames who smoke cigarettes, pleather, bills, dogs licking their nads

BIO: Chad has a long, pathetic history of saying and doing silly things just to get attention. Part class-clown, part psycho - terrorist, he spent more time in the Principal's office than the Principal did. Having barely graduated high school, Chad moved on to attend, get kicked out of, readmitted to, and graduate from Hiwassee College. Moving on to Knoxville, Riden attended the University of Tennessee majoring in Broadcasting, and worked at several local television stations. Despite all of this formal training, Riden credits Iceberg Slim books for most of his education. He has produced and acted in many video productions, some of which can be seen at www.ChadMRiden.com (some of which shouldn't be seen anywhere).

Chad just recently crawled out of his Y2K bunker fully expecting to be met by brain-eating freaks hideously mutated by the nuclear fallout and recent onslaught of Cute Boy Bands. Disappointed, he has reluctantly returned to society working as a freelance web developer and graphic artist in Nashville. In addition, Riden does really lame standup. His parents now tell their friends and relatives he is in state prison to avoid telling the embarrassing truth.

Whether it be standup, sketch comedy, video production, web development, or spending time with friends and family, there seems to be nothing Chad can't completely screw up. Riden's standup has been described as "a special blend of sociological satire, smart-assed musings, and mean-spirited slander," but Chad sums it all up with one word: "Crap."

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